Dateahun presents for all you lonley heart huns out there Glasgows finest selection of young free and single ladies for the lonley hun. Feast your eyes on our lovley Hunnettes
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Nicknamed the Chief because of her amazing resemblance to The silent star of One Flew over the Cukoo's nest, Billymena knows what a bigot likes.
Aged in her 40's but looking considerably older she still can show the young hunettes a thing or two and she has a fantastically placed bolt through her nose that keeps her minute brain attached. .
[] Roger Federhun
Rodger is in her 50's and coincedentally it was in the 50's that she last washed her hair. This professionally taken picture was used in a government campaign on slaughterhouse pigs in order to stun them humanely.
She is a member of the Bridgeton Loyal and can sing the Billy Boys in five different languages, all of which include the offensive add-ons.
Roberta Prytz
Roberta has been surgically altered to resemble her hero Robert Prytz, the continental Orc from the 80's. Aged 18 from Larkhall Roberta still lives in the 80's and the clothing and her are a testimony to that. She offers her clients a 'trip back in time' to the good old days when The Sash was played over the tannoy and you could be ' up to your knees' in anyone's blood without fear of reprisals. Please note Roberta will not entertain any clients of a Catholic persuasion with the exception of clients called Maurice. Please refrain from wearing green. []
Big Davey
Davina is a 23 stone beaut from Bridgeton Cross. Despite being a heavy smoker Davina believes she belies her 16 years of age. Davina enjoys cross country running, going to the gym and shaving. Davina has just recenly joined the property ladder and her new 1 roomed shed at Glasgow Green is where she now does her 'business' from.
" It may be a sh*tehole" says Davina " but it's my sh*tehole!" []
Tango
Is it a man or a woman? This is the question that tantalising Tango, aged 30 leaves us dangling with. Tango, real name Boaby, claims to have 'added extras' for the more discerning Orc male. Another smoker she offers a rainbow array of teeth, one of which is nearly white. Can whistle the sash whilst having a tab. []
Madame Ludge
Gentelmen prefer blondes, however your average Hun will accept the next best thing and The 'Madame' wont dissapoint. New 'Nicotine Blonde' from Wella has the tongues wagging on the catwalk and the 'Madame' has her finger on the pulse...despite not having a pulse herself.
Knows all 16 verses of God save the Queen verbatim. [] Calls cost £16.90 per minute.
No Catholics and all callers must have an IQ of maximum 10. Please check with your mum ( or sister) to see who fiddles the bill before calling. [] If your mum IS your sister please check with her! |
As you can see they are still the best with the ugly brush |
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